Corporate Hoore

Our People

People are the most valuable living thing at Corporate Hoore.

Our recent recruiting drive

We turn losers into leaders.

As a Corporate Hoore consultant, you will be providing advice and counsel at the highest levels. Working with senior executives, chief executives, board members, politicians and possibly convicted criminals, you will:

  • Frame business issues
  • Develop and communicate strategic insights
  • Make Corporate Hoore rich!

(Mostly) About you.

Like all consulting firms, we can't afford to hire leaders, so we need to start with people like you. There is no "right" background, skills or talent, but ideally you'll be:

  • Young
  • Eager, and most importantly,
  • Cheap

(Mostly) About us.

Corporate Hoore does not discriminate on the basis of age, sex or ability. We offer a highly competitive options package: your continued employment is entirely optional!

More Hoore


Please leave us a Hooremoan:

Date   Name   Hooremoan
31 Mar Frank I'll take the $6 per hour, thanks
1 Apr David Where do I sign?
1 Apr dave i'm excited already
10 Apr Hoordinary User oh my god it's full of stars
7 May Fluffed Can I have a dinner date with Vnejt Grosjy?
8 May Vnejt Groskjy Da
14 May Fluffy oh Vnejt u r so sweet - took me a while to realise u were singing - da da da, la la la, ba ba ba and so u don't want dinner but to go and see Babe instead! why didn't u say so!
7 Sep Muncher I'm young, I'm eager, I'm cheap and I'm ready for action - Count me in! I want to be a Hoore!
25 Apr George all their staff are stars
8 May Hoordinary User I'm young, eager and cheap: when can I start?
26 Jul Adam does the $6 per hour include super and car allowance?
4 Feb transpire consulting (fashion) is merely a form of ugliness so unbearable that we are compelled to alter it ever six months - oscar wilde
30 Apr Dave Like the options package
23 May you oh i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner - oscar meyer
6 Feb john mcdonalds is slave leighbour
15 Feb DG but atleast their slaves smile .... well sometimes :-)
18 Mar Elvis Burger and fries with that, Thankyou Very Munch!
24 Feb Darius Supersize me!!
21 Mar Richard Bance Finally a job that offers the big bucks and good security....
 
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