Corporate Hoore

The Corporate Hoore Sindex Fund

Outperform the index with the Corporate Hoore Sindex Fund.

The Corporate Hoore Sindex Fund is the world's first contrarian index fund. Focusing entirely on unethical investments, the fund offers spectacular returns.

Healthy Profits from Unhealthy Businesses!

The Corporate Hoore Sindex Fund invests in:

  • alcohol,
  • tobacco,
  • weapons,
  • biological research, and
  • that sort of thing

"The returns have been amazing," says investor John Smith, "The more those ethical investment funds buy those other shares, the more unethical shares left for us!"

Factory

Corporate Hoore's Anthrax Factory at Parramatta.

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Please leave us a Hooremoan:

Date   Name   Hooremoan
22 May Hoorible Hoorebin This sounds like a hoorendously hoorific idea. You'll make squillions!
12 Jul Runny Allteats This is just like swiss banking, only crunchy!
7 Jan prokaybay at last, the hoore hounds get their day !!!
26 Jul mickey mouse lead me to it - I want to be rich
11 Sep Ralphie What about hard drugs?
1 Oct Jolly Good I'll underwrite you if you underwrite me!
2 Feb Thadious Hey we'll all underwrite each other!!!!
18 Mar Elvis A little less conversation, a lot more band substances. Thankyou Very Muuuch
13 Jun Scott McNealy How about unethical monopolies; say, Microsoft?
10 Nov John Howard I think I am going to have to mention you to the ATO
19 Mar Peter Costello Oh no you don't!
29 Mar Hal E Burton Thank you for your support!
 
21 Nov